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"since sadness of that man surely begins to rain as for it"

-Phantasmagoria, hikari ni furu ame

 

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i mean...kinda get where they were going with it in connection to the japanese afterwards, i just always found it funny

 

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Throwback to "Plastic Post Paper - nurd"  (This is what's exactly on the lyric booklet):

 

we are the "nurd"

so we brend the "22" by the "fortune"

we are the "nurd"

so  brend the "soap" by the "honey bee"

we are the "nurd"

so brend the "new wave" by the sexy.

 

i'm a honors

in my school.

in my home.

in my parents and all thig.

i was tired and sad.

she said your nurd boy.

 

my father was hit my cheak.

hit my belly and he said . . . 

lick my penis by your small rips.

 

the thistort my life.

but your kind to me.

because i love so much.

but i did sex with your mother. oh no !

 

i want to make your mother's children.

you may make a baby. 2nd is you.

so i want to a destroy your family.

and beautifultime is start of me.

 

Here's another track off the same album, which I physically own for some reason:

 

Edited by colorful人生

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3 hours ago, colorful人生 said:

Throwback to "Plastic Post Paper - nurd"  (This is what's exactly on the lyric booklet):

 

we are the "nurd"

so we brend the "22" by the "fortune"

we are the "nurd"

so  brend the "soap" by the "honey bee"

we are the "nurd"

so brend the "new wave" by the sexy.

 

i'm a honors

in my school.

in my home.

in my parents and all thig.

i was tired and sad.

she said your nurd boy.

 

my father was hit my cheak.

hit my belly and he said . . . 

lick my penis by your small rips.

 

the thistort my life.

but your kind to me.

because i love so much.

but i did sex with your mother. oh no !

 

i want to make your mother's children.

you may make a baby. 2nd is you.

so i want to a destroy your family.

and beautifultime is start of me.

These lyrics are...macabre to say the least. I'm sure anyone can figure out what this song is about. 

For a song about incest and rape (I think), they sure make good use of engrish

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51 minutes ago, seikun said:

I will walk together to future not promised.

It keeps walking together, to future in which you are...

Pretty much what I was thinking. My first time hearing it I thought he said something else and I don't even want to tell you what I thought he said 😂

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This absolute timeless classic right here.

 

Honorable mention goes out to 'Billy What Wild Cool Night' by Guniw Tools:

Edited by Tokage

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Gazette never fails to have awful engrish. Props to them for managing to at least make sense in some dogma songs. 

 

I can't remember which band it was, but this lyric said

 

"woo I'm a geeg"

 

and I still wonder what that means to this day. 

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let us also not forget the legendary line

 

''game! playstation 2, wooh ooooohhhhh'' 

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1 hour ago, platy said:

Gazette never fails to have awful engrish. Props to them for managing to at least make sense in some dogma songs. 

 

I can't remember which band it was, but this lyric said

 

"woo I'm a geeg"

 

and I still wonder what that means to this day. 

That would be Stella Maria and that’s the one that sticks in my mind a lot too

https://imgur.com/oC3qaQ2 

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Just remembered Master by DIAURA. "I miss rusty false", wtf!? As much as I love them, Yo-ka's English is never 100% there if we're being honest, but... wow.

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19 hours ago, Bangyanico said:

Who did that? 😂

La' royque de zavy, cali gari's alter ego band, in this song. They were basically a parody of 90s vk stuff 

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