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RoNo☆Cro and all the other bands with a "☆" in it (I don't get iiiit)

 

L.A bash all the emotions (which are also a terrible, terrible band imo, even though I kinda like them in a "so bad it's good" kind of way)

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yellow fried chickenz
Gouhou Loli☆Punk Dreaming Disco
DragonWAPPPPPPER

Justy-nasty
nuts gang
sons of all pussy's that's all I can think off besides the few that have been mentioned here.

NonVkei/Jrock but Pornogrind/Goregrind/Grindcore band names are pretty wild. My favorites include:
Spermswamp and Meatshits.

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What about "La'mule"?  I was never able to take it seriously... I think about a donkey xD   there's also "Anli Pollicino", sounds like a disease name..  "Cocklobin" is definitely embarrassing as previously mentioned lol ," Mongol800" is very random too,  there's "LEGO BIG MORL" wth is this name, maybe they are lego fans? xD

and "LUV'ra-Doll" I don't even know what to say about this one, just plain strange.. hehe

 

 

 

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18 hours ago, deedlitmurata said:

  there's also "Anli Pollicino", sounds like a disease name..

 

 

 

Pollicino (little thumb) it's the italian name for Hop-o'-My-Thumb.  8 out of 10 times I stumble in their name I read it as Anti Pollicino.

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19 hours ago, deedlitmurata said:

What about "La'mule"?  I was never able to take it seriously... I think about a donkey xD   there's also "Anli Pollicino", sounds like a disease name..  "Cocklobin" is definitely embarrassing as previously mentioned lol ," Mongol800" is very random too,  there's "LEGO BIG MORL" wth is this name, maybe they are lego fans? xD

and "LUV'ra-Doll" I don't even know what to say about this one, just plain strange.. hehe

 

 

mongol800 sounds like some model of vacuum cleaner sold at as seen on tv in early 00s

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I can't think of any ridiculous names that wouldn't have been mentioned here yet, but I've always thought "POIDOL" is somehow a pretty dumb sounding name.

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Okayyy >.< im laughing at this post 

 

Im adding a couple more:

DONALD FUCK

Living+Body+Experiment

BLUE chocolate

×≠batsu

TRNTY D;CODE <-- Surprised this wasnt mentioned

li'll

Glam grammer

Delcola hopping

Axesscory

van9ish

Tra Tra Tra 

 nil delete heads 

CRACK ADDICT

dr.tarantula

 Chocolat☆

@LGOS.

ORTH†ёЯGE 

Ryoukitanteisha MACARONI

 xJIHADx 

SPICY DRY HOT MUSTARD

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On 12/16/2018 at 1:22 PM, GreatNorthernVK said:

Any band name that makes it deliberately hard to search for them.

I was just going to say this! XDDDDD

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There was an oshare? band called  夢色♪FU☆SHI★GI☆団@CArroT. 

 

The drummer of Gaara (pretty good band imo) was their vocalist. Needless to say their sound was as frighteningly terrible as their name would evoke.

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On 5/18/2019 at 1:33 PM, Axius said:

DONALD FUCK

Ryoukitanteisha MACARONI

these two absolutely do not belong in this thread tbh

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I tried to google them... Are they still around? Have they ever made music?  🤷 did they even know the meaning? Or were like "hey its English, it sounds fancy, let's take it"

 

6 hours ago, shiroihana said:

There was an oshare? band called  夢色♪FU☆SHI★GI☆団@CArroT. 

Hope they gave out instruction guides on how to say the bands name 🙈

 

 

There is stuff that got mentioned already here

-if the name is bad to search

-unnecessary stars, hearts, whatever

 

 

Something to the band names by the way.

There was German band called Itchy Poopzkid, those guys ended up with that name actually because of rolling a dice, but in the end they said we decided for a stupid name, now we will stay with a stupid name.  (I think they was also drunk when they decided for that name) 

Thats story makes me wonder how some Japanese groups end up with their names  🤷 maybe it was even sometimes the management that decided for the name 

 

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Visual kei aesthetics are so deep that it's both a visual and written (verbal) phenomenon. 

 

Do edgy names count? There was a visual kei band called 'Nazis' and one of their members is the vocalist of umbrella, a pretty good recent VK band. 

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On 1/19/2019 at 4:16 AM, Senedjem said:

never found a name with a wetter mouth-feel than 
 

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LMFAO

Okay the only band I can think of that hasn't been listed worth noting would be Crack Brain

Also sort of related, what was with the old vk phenomenon of bands using the word autism in their song titles. it's funny as hell

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Here's a few that always got me (most of 'em are great bands though)

  • Sex Virgin Killer 
  • Sister's No Future
  • THE PIASS
  • With Sexy
  • Dad aroma [The lost sequel to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'?]
  • Nega [Can't talk about this band irl without getting arrested for hate speech 😕]
  • Billy and the Sluts 
  • More [I love Loki's projects but he always picks the worst band names; finding sugar's stuff is also a pain in the ass]
  • NTT FUCKS 
  • This is a PEN. [I think the band existed for like 5 seconds before the Ensoku cease and desist but they're 100% real]
  • 少女-ロリヰタ-23区 [Apparently most of the name is silent but if you read it in full it's "Shoujo Lolita 23ku"]

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What about Dear Bitch? I liked their music, but the name...

 

V-last. , which was pronounced Burasto, even the venues started to accept that foregine fans couldn't say it right. XD

 

Dautos first spelling D=OUT was missleading too. People said D out or D is out. XD

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