Hysteric Panic - Neko jigoku (english + romaji)

[violetchain 912]

There's a lot of slang in this that I'd never heard of before, so I'm not sure how accurate some lines turned out, but I did my best. Feel free to let me know if you have any corrections.

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$EIGO’s lines in { }

 

 

ねこ地獄 / Cat Hell

 

Lyrics: Tomo

Music: $EIGO, Yacchi, Tackrou

 

Moe moe kyun!*

 

[I love cats and I’m feeling frisky,**

As expected, I like cats more than dogs

Like a Motai Masako, they make the husband happy so cats are good***

Cats biting at a cornered mouse like Tom and Jerry,

Stray cats holding fish in their mouths,

The neighborhood’s alley cats

The day when dogs cry out “nyaa”,****

Hesitating cats will be overrun!

Silver vine won’t be the deciding factor!*****

I’ll head out on another journey, playing with green foxtail and faking people out******

Everyone wants to be covered in cats, cats, cats, cats, and more cats!]

 

Moe moe kyun, it’s kitty cat hell

Suffer with me, look, 1, 2, 3

Moe moe kyun, it’s kitty cat hell

Bury me in caaaaaaats!

 

{Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re so charming, aren’t they? ☆

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re so cute, in other words, angels

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re seriously cute, aren’t they??

Let’s say it together “Ooh! Nyaa!” “Ooh! Nyaa!”

Urya urya oi!}

[Nyan nyan, fill your head with cats!

Let’s nyaa!!]

 

[I wanna stroke their soft fur!

So cuuuuuute, so cuuuuuuute~*******

The pads of their paws are squishy, they’re so damn cute!

Full speed ahead towards those cats~]

 

Moe moe kyun, it’s kitty cat hell

Suffer with me, look, 1, 2, 3

Moe moe kyun, it’s kitty cat hell

Bury me in caaaaaaats!

 

{Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re so charming, aren’t they? ☆

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re so cute, in other words, angels

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re seriously cute, aren’t they??

Let’s say it together “Ooh! Nyaa!” “Ooh! Nyaa!”

Urya urya oi!}

[Nyan nyan, fill your head with cats!

Let’s nyaa!!]

 

Oi! Raise! Cats!

Oi! Raise! Cats!

 

{Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re so charming, aren’t they? ☆

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re so cute, in other words, angels

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re seriously cute, aren’t they??

Let’s say it together “Ooh! Nyaa!” “Ooh! Nyaa!”}

 

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re so charming, aren’t they? ☆

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re so cute, in other words, angels

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!

They’re seriously cute, aren’t they??

Let’s say it together “Ooh! Nyaa!” “Ooh! Nyaa!”

Unya unya oi!

 

{Let’s go to cat hell!}

 

Notes:

*It’s like an extremely cutesy spell/exclamation that’s associated with maid cafes/otaku culture

**I'm not sure if this is correct or if it's talking about the cats loving the brand Friskies. Hard to tell.

***Motai Masako is an actress, so I think this is referring to one of her films – I think it is “Teacher and Stray Cat” (or “Finding Calico”), where Motai plays a woman that used to feed a stray cat and the plot revolves around her husband searching for it after she dies and it stops coming around – but I see another called “Nekonade” that also could apply

****”nyaa” and “nyan” are both the Japanese equivalent of “meow”, but I think you lose some of the cuteness if you translate it into English, so I’ve left the sound in Japanese

*****Silver vine is apparently a plant that attracts cats like catnip

******this is hard to translate, because the point here is that these words both have the word “neko” in them, but the English meaning has nothing to do with cats

*******Apparently this is like a sound effect for really intense, smothering cooing, like someone speaking to a newborn or a dog in babytalk? Not sure if that's the intended meaning here though

 

ねこ地獄 / Neko jigoku

 

Moe moe kyun!

 

[Neko daisuki FURISUKII

Inu yori “Yappari neko ga suki”

LIKE A motai masako

Teishu wa genki de neko ga ii

TOMU to JERII kyuusoneko kami

O-sakana kuwaeta DORAneko kinjo no noraneko

INU ga NYAA to naita hi

Mayoi neko wa OOBAARAN!

Matatabi kimete nyaran!

To mata tabi e nekojarashi neko damashi

Neko mo shakushi mo

Neko to neko to neko to neko to neko ni mamiretai!]

 

Moe moe kyun neko neko jigoku

Modaenasee hora 1, 2, 3

Moe moe kyun neko neko jigoku

Neko ni umorenasaai!

 

{Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

CHAAMINGU dosue☆

Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

Kawaii = tsumari tenshi

Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

Maji KYUUTO ja ne??

Go-issho ni “Uu! Nyaa!”

“Uu! Nyaa!”

Urya urya oi!}

[Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shiyagare!

RETTSU nyaa!!]

 

[Mofumofu shitai o!

Fugofugo fugofugo~

Nikukyuu ni puni GYAN kawa!

Nuko ni masshigura~]

 

Moe moe kyun neko neko jigoku

Modaenasee hora 1, 2, 3

Moe moe kyun neko neko jigoku

Neko ni umorenasaai!

 

{Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

CHAAMINGU dosue☆

Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

Kawaii = tsumari tenshi

Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

Maji KYUUTO ja ne??

Go-issho ni “Uu! Nyaa!”

“Uu! Nyaa!”

Urya urya oi!}

[Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shiyagare!

RETTSU nyaa!!]

 

Oi! Neko! Kae!

Oi! Neko! Kae!

 

{Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

CHAAMINGU dosue☆

Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

Kawaii = tsumari tenshi

Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

Maji KYUUTO ja ne??

Go-issho ni “Uu! Nyaa!”

“Uu! Nyaa!”}

 

Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

CHAAMINGU dosue☆

Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

Kawaii = tsumari tenshi

Nyan nyan

Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!

Maji KYUUTO ja ne??

Go-issho ni “Uu! Nyaa!”

“Uu! Nyaa!”

 

{Neko jigoku e~}

 

Kanji:

https://www.musixmatch.com/ja/lyrics/HYSTERIC-PANIC/ねこ地獄

Edited April 16, 2018 by violetchain

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