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X Japan new album scheduled for 30th of TBD

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It's not going to come out. Why? He's still after all this time waiting for his break in the west, and the album rollout will commence only after that happens or he gives up in the market completely ( which is unlikely, he'll have to have terminal cancer and a desire to Blackstar himself for that to happen ) and not a moment before.

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even if this album ever comes out. will anyone even like it? It will probably include everything they've done since they got back together so:

- I.V.

- Jade

- Scarlet Love Song

- Born to be Free

- La Venus

- That other song they played in the UK gig

- Tears English ver

- Hero

 

none of these have been particularly good and ToshI can barely sing these days so they should really save themselves the embarrassment and just not release it

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1 hour ago, rekzer said:

even if this album ever comes out. will anyone even like it?

legacy x stans?

it will totally make it to national news and stay there for like a year with japanese media creaming itself in agitated hysteric excitement and his devoted former mitsu flooding their diapers with nostalgic tears ruminating over their metalhead days from 1985, and all of that is still not enough for this bitch because this is actually the tea:

5 hours ago, Disposable said:

 He's still after all this time waiting for his break in the west

 

yoshitti doesn't seem to realize his last chance to get big in the west was in 2010 at the latest

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1 hour ago, nekkichi said:

yoshitti doesn't seem to realize his last chance to get big in the west was in 2010 at the latest

Maybe if this time he'd step by accident on the Pope toe?!

Edited by Arkady

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The closest Yoshiki got to international fame in the past decade is when he was known for 15 minutes as The Scarf Lady (remember that? lmao).

 

Total missed opportunity to self-leak the X album back then.

Edited by Jigsaw9

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4 hours ago, nekkichi said:

yoshitti doesn't seem to realize his last chance to get big in the west was in 2010 at the latest

Yeah obviously the best time would've been to finagle his flop festival lives in the west around the release of IV and then utilise all the good will they had from the Japanese press and their old global fanbase and put out that hunk of shit right after it, settle for whatever attention came out of the novelty of these old washed up Yoko-ono looking retirees being back and then commence on a world tour consisting of dozen dates in big venues. Lol nope tho, he'll wait forever because in his mind, they're just one big break away from being the "biggest band in the world" and he already has his managers and yakuza people calling in favors to get him to play piano for the animated corpse of Joe Biden in the white house once he's elected. He'll settle for nothing less. 

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9 hours ago, Disposable said:

Yeah obviously the best time would've been to finagle his flop festival lives in the west around the release of IV and then utilise all the good will they had from the Japanese press and their old global fanbase and put out that hunk of shit right after it, settle for whatever attention came out of the novelty of these old washed up Yoko-ono looking retirees being back and then commence on a world tour consisting of dozen dates in big venues. Lol nope tho, he'll wait forever because in his mind, they're just one big break away from being the "biggest band in the world" and he already has his managers and yakuza people calling in favors to get him to play piano for the animated corpse of Joe Biden in the white house once he's elected. He'll settle for nothing less. 

I often think ur drags don't get appreciated enough (I'd love to see the lead yoko ono twin of this band to outright end them ビートルズ-style to save us all from misery)

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It was leaked that he'll be on the new black and decker infomercial so maybe hell announce that

Edited by madygrain

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- postponing another announcement of the album postponement?

 

                                   OR

 

 - launching his "la vie bleue compte" fragrances?

 

                                                                   OR

 

 - debuting an autobiographic slash fanfiction hide tribute manga?

 

 

what would the capitalist fiend do in this timeline?????

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54 minutes ago, nekkichi said:

- postponing another announcement of the album postponement?

 

                                   OR

 

 - launching his "la vie bleue compte" fragrances?

 

                                                                   OR

 

 - debuting an autobiographic slash fanfiction hide tribute manga?

 

 

what would the capitalist fiend do in this timeline?????

Sell custom dildos? Idk, "hitting the X spot" sounds like good advertisement to me

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I'm guessing paid live stream Yoshiki classical concert, or some sort of charity stream with a few really random American/European celebrities.

Edited by violetchain

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