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I don't how I forgot about this amazing gem. lol But here I present to you the best Engrish song of all time: 

 

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It's only in the chorus, but it cracks me every time. 

OH BABY DON'T LOOK AT ANYONE BUT ME. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WORDS CAN SAY.

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I had to read the lyrics to realise he says some words in english but ugh that song is one of my favorite ever.

 

 

Lyrics: 

 

Why did create humans?
生まれ持った不平等
Why did create the earth?
誰もに秘められた愚か

「こうして歩いてるだけで
すれ違う度、振り向くね」
また聞こえる笑い声の意味さえも...

世界のこの姿は明らかな「間違い」
Realize生まれた姿は誰も選べないから...

Why did create humans?
悦はそう優越感
Why did create the earth?
貧しい汚れた頭

「そうして僕のまねをして
どうしてみんなが笑うの?」
至上の純粋にそんな意味さえも...

生まれたままを認め合い
共に生きる道はないのですか?
Tell me truth
たとえ「間違い」でも
まだ間に合うから...

Why did create humans?
生まれ持った不平等
Why did create the earth?
誰もに秘められた愚か

目に映る不平等それは
目に見えないequality
どこにも無いでしょう?
あなたの素晴らしさ

生まれて来た君達に
優劣などはない
It's just truth
誰もが誰にもない
素晴らしさ持っているから

全ての世界がいつか
理解れる日を信じ
Forever歌い伝え続けよう
生まれたままの「僕」で...

 

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Not so bad on the 'understandable'-side actually (there's far worse stuff in existence) but pretty typical 'Engrish' songwriting;

Spoiler

I have someone with the quarrel.
Is under mosaic on the face of the opponent.
Opponent seems to have touched mind.
In crying screaming, you are rampage.
I have lifted the loud and I also outdone.
Quarrel lasted for many days many hours many minutes.
I had become exhausted.
The moment that I became want to die,
Mosaic of opponent's face is gone.
Opponent face was me.
I was awakened.
Was a dream.
I wiped the sweat bad.
And, I shed a bad tear.

^^^ lyrics ^^^

 

Ok, it's an obscure Indie-artist, but I see quite similar stuff pretty often...

You can even get what he wanted to say/express in a way, it's just not the best English.

Edited by whitegrey
*spoiler* tag for lyrics added...

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On 2017/1/15 at 11:00 AM, Zalemu said:

 

I believe what you say sun days
I'll be with wow...

Her face was shining with happy
I'll be with wow...

I would like to be a rockar
I'll be with wow...

Be away rocking in sun days
I'll be with wow...

Stay active and stay young
What self bades street
Stay with me alone to sun
What self bades street

I believe was rocking my dream
Shining what pop sun day
Be awake greenness run a way 

 

Omgggg nostalgia! Their shows were always so fun.

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C'mon nobody has posted this infamous one yet? XD

 

Janne Da Arc - FREEDOM

 

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15736727

 

Daybreak good morning! neguse de tobinoru Subway
Working discord atama sage-ppanashi no hibi

Doesn’t my life suck? Nothing is free.
I want freedom.
Mou nanimo umaku ikanai

 

Showtime Sweet Honey Kyou wa itoshii kimi no birthday
Happening “I’m sorry?” FURI nige JOUDAN ja nai ze!

Give me a break! What should I do?
Help me! Oh! My good!

Ikanaide Be my baby DISUKAUNTO kurai shite

Hey! Let’s go!
Stand up! Wake up! & Look up! Speak up!
Ai o shitte kizutuite
Start up! Speed up! & Make up! Grade-up!
Kyou mo sei ippai ikiteru kedo
Shiawase-tte ittai nani na no?

 

Shake out Fade out ITAZURA MEERU sae Silent
Party Love game Karaburi no arisama

Doesn’t my life suck? Nothing is free.
I want freedom.


Ajikinai Everyday INSUTANTO (instant)  no ai demo OK

Stand up! Wake up! & Look up! Speak up!
Ato dorekurai I carry on cry
Start up! Speed up! & Make up! Grade-up!
Chotto mada ame yami sou ni nai
Stand up! Wake up! & Look up! Speak up!
Jinsei nante ame nochi hare
Start up! Speed up! & Make up! Grade-up!
Ippai shippai furikaesu do
Doushite ganbatteru n darou?

 

Only Venus. Heavenly Venus. On my Venus dakishimete
Only Venus. Heavenly Venus. On my Venus. Please tell me
Only Venus. Heavenly Venus. On my Venus.
Kuchizukete
Only Venus. Heavenly Venus. On my Venus. Far away.
Only Venus. Heavenly Venus. On my Venus.
Oshiete yo


Mirai wa dare ni demo kaerareru mono na no?

Give me a break! What should I do?
Help me! Oh! My good!

Ajikinai Everyday KIIPOINTO (key point) wa up to date

Hay Let’s Go!


Stand up! Wake up! & Look up! Speak up!
Taiyou ni te o kazashite
Start up! Speed up! & Make up! Grade-up!
Kyou mo seippai ikite miyou
Stand up! Wake up! & Look up! Speak up!
Jinsei nante ame nochi hare
Start up! Speed up! & Make up! Grade-up!
Ippai shippai o kurikaeshite
Itsu no hi ka niji watarou


Wake up! Brand-new self!

Edited by jaymee

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