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Many bands have strange/funny names.

 

Calmando Qual

It sounds like Spanish. It doesn't make much sense, but sounds funny (calmando cual = calming which/who down), hahaha.

 

Dreqi x Rudra

fes-telia

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- Fura neve (since it means in Hungary "he have strange name", or simply strange name)

- Inpossible

- AKQUA

- Anfinit

- CANNAVIS

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as.milk
Dog in the PWO

Glay (kinda makes me laugh :P)
G.ZAS
Frantic Emiry

.EXE

Fake Cradle
Kannivalism
MuniMuni

And it's not a band but Maria Cross wtf? o_O

Just about every second name is weird.

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Kuhle Licht

Psycho-nizm

RAPUNZEL

Dia le ktik

Nerf VISAGE

Arc:g:noël

Madeth gray'll (yeah, it is a strange name)

UNDEAD+SERAPH

CORPSE ANOTHER PERSON (it's just "wtf?")

Evil of Miser

Deepthroat

Valdo Creuz

ewig≒zait

Qual Dienërv

D'espairsRay

ALi'ze Mis Ra'ill

Allegory Pill

Crack Brain

Cannival Method

En:nesia

Metis Gretel

Loon Eye's Millyie

Mist of Rouge
Seeles Klar Unend

 

Basically 80% of all oldschool visual kei bands had just plain silly (and unspeakable) names. The occasional German ones make me crack up the most.

FUTURISM BOYZ would be a "newschool" name that I find totally terrible. Actually all band names that try to appear cool by putting a Z at the end.

 

There are many stupid album names as well, but some songs would deserve an award for having the most silly title ever too.

 

Rumble Fish by Acid Color

Inferno tR=Lick by Lanus Dune

I Truth Lie by Chateau La Tour

Viking of Hell by Crimson Head (sounds like it's about trvue Viking Metalheads)
.... to name a few songs with ridiculous names.

 

(also: wasn't there already a thread with a similiar topic?)

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Deshabillz

DAS:VASSER

Mercuro

THE PIASS

...the list goes on.

 

I agree with Ikna. I can't even half pronounce most of the oldschool vkei band names, let alone the newer ones. But that's kind of what gives those Kote bands its charm. Even to this day, I still do not know how to correctly pronounce Aliene Ma'riage. /another strange name too, if you ask me.

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I like the strage names many old school VK bands chose in those days. It makes a difference.

 

Here some more:

 

ErecSia (Needless to say anything hahahaha)

Radifia

Refiena

En:nesia

Eze:quL

La'miss†fairy

Larm†Madul'e

CalorZe (Calor is a Spanish word so this sounds funny for us spanish speaking people)

Velze+Dieulawahl (I don't know this is pronounced)

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Kuhle Licht

Psycho-nizm

RAPUNZEL

Dia le ktik

Nerf VISAGE

Arc:g:noël

Madeth gray'll (yeah, it is a strange name)

UNDEAD+SERAPH

CORPSE ANOTHER PERSON (it's just "wtf?")

Evil of Miser

Deepthroat

Valdo Creuz

ewig≒zait

Qual Dienërv

D'espairsRay

ALi'ze Mis Ra'ill

Allegory Pill

Crack Brain

Cannival Method

En:nesia

Metis Gretel

Loon Eye's Millyie

Mist of Rouge

Seeles Klar Unend

 

Ikna totally posted most of my favorites.

Some others that come to mind are:

 

-Berallwarp Rheim

-Vier la Drain

-Ca'ddish:Mar'berry

-Grudge Against Personality

-CORPSE ANOTHER PERSON

 

Actually the ones with indie-esque English bandnames might be the worst.

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Lycaon's song "PINK MILK WITH DRUGS MY DRINK" (Like LOL? wat?)

I have to pretend that I don't think it's weird at all.

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Also got some funny song titles

 

Nightmare - Bildungs Roman

Schwarz Stein

Dir en grey - Unknown....despair...a lost (?????)

lynch - I'm Sick, b'cuz luv u.

girugamesh - Real my place

Nightmare - Raven loud speeeeaker

Rentrer en soi - I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE  (not really strange but most emo songtitle of all time xD)

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Lycaon's song "PINK MILK WITH DRUGS MY DRINK" (Like LOL? wat?)

I have to pretend that I don't think it's weird at all.

OMG I was going thru some posts and I saw this and I was like .....wtf is this shit. lmao.

 

but for song titles/album titles

Doginthe PWO - Spicy Milk (that sounds so unappetizing)

Poitrine - Maple Syrup Cocktail

VanessA - Anigav (vagina backwards lol)

SKULL - Rotten Strawberry Milk Chocola

 

what is this obsession with  milk???

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Rentrer en soi - I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE  (not really strange but most emo songtitle of all time xD)

It's sort of a tribute to Nirvana's "I Hate Myself and I Want to Die" -song (the title, that is, NOT the song)

 

also, in terms of album titles/song titles/dvd titles

 

The Gazette - 大日本異端芸者的脳味噌逆回転絶叫音源集 (seriously, babel fish that shit)

Dir en grey - The Rose Trims again (a mistranslated part of "Stuck Man" line, btw)

Kuroyume - Headache and Dub Reel Inch (the title makes no sense at all)

12012 - Not Obtain+1 (stupid)

Kagerou - XII Dizzy (????)

Buck-Tick -相変わらずの 「アレ」のカタマリがのさばる反吐の底の吹き溜まり (weird as fuck- title)

Luna Sea - Sweetest Coma Again (???)

 

 

also, Gekijou might still have a link to those weird-as-fuck vk band names...:D

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12012 - Not Obtain+1 (stupid)

It's actually a collection of their live-distributed and VA songs, plus one new song... so Engrish, but it makes sense. The hard to obtain songs, plus a new one.

Band name that comes to mind is WERKMARE though, haha.

Album name: A counterfeit heart and my true intentions MOSQUITO by MaveRick.

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Why is "the piass" a strange name? I mean it is the bastardized spelling of "pious," but still.

i always thought it was a tad bit strange, nothing compared to others, and definitely not a bad thing either. 

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Girugamesh is just Engrish for Gilgamesh I believe...?

 

Abingdon Boys School is a school in Oxford, UK. Not really sure as to why you would want to name your band after a school though...

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Girugamesh is just Engrish for Gilgamesh I believe...?

 

Abingdon Boys School is a school in Oxford, UK. Not really sure as to why you would want to name your band after a school though...

it's the school the Radiohead members went to

don't know why they named themselves after Radiohead if they don't even sound inspired by them, but heh whatever

 

 

DIETCOKE+HEAD+BARBIE+DREAMS+201008071957

 

I don't think anything beats DIET COKE HEAD BARBIE DREAMS

This just sounds sooooooo much like a Vaporwave band title

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Well... I believe that this one is no less good than 'DIET COKE HEAD BARBIE DREAMS'... wait for it...

MariaMenstruation

They have released just three singles: ブラックメタルを知った頃のヤツ, よくわからなくなってきた時期のモノ, 作りはじめの頃のヤツ... Still... they could simply release just one, as it's hard to guess when the song starts and when ends... just some chaotic crap with shitty screams and so on :P Yet... the name <3

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Also got some funny song titles

 

lynch - I'm Sick, b'cuz luv u.

girugamesh - Real my place

I think "I'm Sick b'cuz I luv u" kinda makes sense, although it still sounds funny :) Real My Place though always makes me want to change the order of the words being the grammar nerd that I am, lol.

 

Some more strange titles:

D – Torikago Goten ~L'Oiseau Bleu~ 

Plastic Tree- Mizuiro Girlfriend

GPKISM - Strages

Golden Bomber – The V Kei Ppoi Kyoku

Golden Bomber – Sick Lady…tabun   (the name Golden Bomber always gives me an association with male strippers which isn't far from the truth, lol) 

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There was a late 80's j-punk band simply called MASTURBATION, does that count?

Nah, MASTURBATION is too mainstream... everyone is doin' it nowadays. Come up with something like HIZAKI and the Dick Palmer Quartet.

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