nekkichi

A beauteous fairy emerges from the sparkles of selenite dust upon a sleeping man's head, flying right to his quaintly flapped out ear, and gently exhales, sound of her voice hushed enough as not to disturb the dream:

- Russel Tovey, I am honored to break the news of you bearing a scion from your dear husband P*rez Hilt*n. Nine months from now both of you will welcome baby @Jack

I don't think you'll make good daddy-fathers, but at least don't grind the blue pill in his milk, something-something doing the least.

A pained groan breaks the nocturnal silence as the man tries to ward off the horrific night revelation to a satisfied smirk of the lady of the crystal moonlake flowers as she puffs a sibilant "Stream 「Castrato」" and dissipates into thin air again.

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