pls update if when noodles and beef goes to jail, I never followed that part of tumblr closely, but homegirl apparently made it onto mainstream ghey news
are you telling me buzzweed couldn't find a vaguely bicurious looking office bear to sneak in as a new pup uwu to get the receipts first hand and they had to break into his backdoor for the deets
I feel like the most sane thing I've learned from that article is that shitangusnoodle had a hater community on tumblr, not just several million of gays with bad parenting enabling it.
tbh it's actually too much hair to be his preferred type, I see where it all went wrong
