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Tokage

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  1. hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D

    1. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      d i d i t f o r t h e v i n e

  2. RIP Lou Reed, dadrockers worldwide hang their head in shame

    1. Wonrei

      Wonrei

      rest in peace old man :( the first of my favorites gone :(

    2. Jigsaw9
  3. the devil's lettuce

    1. CAT5

      CAT5

      How did you know I followed this blog? http://the-devils-lettuce.tumblr.com/

    2. CAT5

      CAT5

      I actually do, though XD

  4. [tips fedora]

    1. Gaz

      Gaz

      [dlya pidora]

    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      This is not a battle fought with swords and guns: this is a battle fought with words, logic, and reason. Join me and the other atheists on our crusade.

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      [euphoria intensifies]

  5. catch me jerking off to pictures of the gazette's new album being thrown into campfires

    1. Jigsaw9

      Jigsaw9

      /provides his tears of joy shed during the album listen as lubricant

    2. Slsr

      Slsr

      haha, seconding this

    3. CAT5

      CAT5

      [fapping intensifies]

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  6. breaking news: the gazette's ruki being replaced by jerry seinfeld

    1. CAT5

      CAT5

      [reita playing seinfeld theme on bass]

    2. finnthesubhuman

      finnthesubhuman

      So, what's the deal with vibrato?

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      Silly George Disco

  7. i've got soft chocolatey nipples........ and a sweet corn DICK

    1. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      "The difference between hunger and horniness is where you put the cucumber." -Confucius

    2. sai

      sai

      "It does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop" - Wisdom of Confucius

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  8. when will mucc and girugamesh finally disband

  9. i still cant get over how terribly cheesy D's lyrics are like god damn

    1. sai

      sai

      lol i know right

    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      MY DEAR ROSE YOU ARE OVER ME IN THIS WORLD AND IN THE FUTURE I SING FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

    3. digi

      digi

      D is just cheesy in general, though.

  10. 'If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.' - Jaden Smith dam.......

  11. that Chvrches album is catchy as hell wow synthpop is gr888

    1. CAT5

      CAT5

      I did not like it, but then again, I'm too much of a thug to like synth-pop. Thuggin' for jeezus.

    2. Wonrei

      Wonrei

      synthpop best genre m8

  12. dam.... taht' s deep.......................... bro

  13. MY VISUAL IS DEAAAAAD

  14. Peace Tokage Mk II

    1. Jun_

      Jun_

      Shit, my head will explode....

    2. Senedjem

      Senedjem

      whens the weddign???

    3. CAT5

      CAT5

      Peace Tokage Mk III coming soon. It'll include a much bigger cock...pit.

  15. wow i cant believe i have a twin bananabrother

    1. Tokage

      Tokage

      a peel ing to the masses

    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      going to slip into something more comfortable

    3. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      I can't think of any more puns and it is driving me bananas

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  16. why are all the status updates about anime

  17. welp 12012 tricked me again

    1. finnthesubhuman

      finnthesubhuman

      And consequently the source of much of my angst.

    2. Umi_Niwa
    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      track 2 and 3 really are terrible

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  18. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bring forth the human sacrifice

  19. DAMN it feels good 2 b a LIZARD

    1. Biopanda

      Biopanda

      Upcoming single title from Kameleo.

  20. what have i found
  21. a versailles coverband that only plays reggae

    1. Umi_Niwa

      Umi_Niwa

      I wanna hear that XD

    2. Jigsaw9

      Jigsaw9

      Suggested song titles: Rastafaristocrat's Symphony, Ganja From A Dead Ragamuffin

    3. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      Dry Ice Cream [[Remove Violence]]

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  22. *meanwhile at avex hq* -cash register noise intensifies-

  23. pm me pics of anime butts

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