Masato

Honestly, I am such a science nerd that I check out all bands with science names and came to like BFN because of that! 🤣
 
My bacteria heat island is also a band I checked out because of their name. Lol. 
 
I am still waiting for "Yersinia pestis" or "E.coli" 😂😂😂😂😂
 
Kaitou Sentai is also super annoying since there is a sentai show in japan that's called kaitou sentai, too....
 
Also this "chewing gum costs 100.000¥ fine in singapore" band has a stupid name!

Ok, I am having a tough day, but your oneliner jokes always make my day (e.g. in the Satsuki thread, your mama style)
 
So please lift my mood!
 
My band is so popular, that Maria Cross has asked them to feature in his porn. 
 
 

That's no confession, it's the plain truth! 😂

Tanuki-parody-kei 😂
 
Half their releases get stopped by other labels, even though among babdmen they find it really funny.
 
When they got the order from Sanrio, they actually posted it back then. 😂

They are doing this kind of stupid event again, where they think they are the best
 
 
 

it seems like their new maxi-single at 2019/10/13 instead of 2019/09/25

Nice! 
 
Also there is new beef with Kaitou and the band Asty! I have to look at it more a bit later. 
 
 
If someone wants to translate meanwhile, be my guest

Nice! 
 
Also there is new beef with Kaitou and the band Asty! I have to look at it more a bit later. 
 
 
If someone wants to translate meanwhile, be my guest

I just picture Masato watching these vk thots and going. (courtesy of my shitty paint)
 
https://imgur.com/a/WVMHk7J

Nice! 
 
Also there is new beef with Kaitou and the band Asty! I have to look at it more a bit later. 
 
 
If someone wants to translate meanwhile, be my guest

So basically I asked the band if it was ok, to post a translation below their youtube videos and I got their ok! 😁
I want to do the new song once I have some time, as it is really funny!
 
I love the cheapo-ways and super-budget poor bandomen lifestyle is really my thing. 😂😂😂😂😂
 
"I love the bangya gifts, so I can eat gummies for breakfast!" 

Why are you even paying attention to these people?
They should be ignored for the good of all.

They proclaimed they would stop stealing now, but the song has furi and sounds from R-shitei (seishun wa risukato). Listen to the two and you will notice.
Also cutting of the beard and distributing it is kind of stolen from Mamo, as that idiot is giving away his hair and fingernail clippings to his fans in tiny bags telling them "do as you please with it" and some girl saying they ate it.... 🤢
They have wanted to do this for a long time anyway 🤭
 
Kinoko is actually the most handsome with this outfit 💕 he's still a ugly pervert though, but that's fine 😉 i still love him.

Ok, as people are still asking which song it is a parody of, I am posting the "real" song here:
 
 
 

Hi guys,
 
I think a lot of bands have like one or a couple of very iconic songs, that made them known outside their fanbase. So I would call that VK summer hits or so.
 
Examples:
 
Mamireta - Ojamashimasu
Golden Bomber - Memeshikute
Tensai - Senpai no Kanojo
R-shitei - Janderu Kanojo, Seishun wa wristcut
0.1g no gosan - yugai menhera doll 
Sid - Mosou nikki
 
Etc.
 
Let's collect these here!

Gackt - Vanilla
the GazettE - Shiver
Versailles - Masquerade

Hi guys,
 
I think a lot of bands have like one or a couple of very iconic songs, that made them known outside their fanbase. So I would call that VK summer hits or so.
 
Examples:
 
Mamireta - Ojamashimasu
Golden Bomber - Memeshikute
Tensai - Senpai no Kanojo
R-shitei - Janderu Kanojo, Seishun wa wristcut
0.1g no gosan - yugai menhera doll 
Sid - Mosou nikki
 
Etc.
 
Let's collect these here!

1. From last week onwards it's a cost cut!
 
2. Tutorial how to get 200% beautiful skin
 
(the first song, 100% was about vitamins, nutrition and beauty-treatments like face massage etc., the 200% is a continuation if that didn't work and is about plastic surgery 😏)
 
3. Bandomen, forget it! Totally!
 
(Bandomen are liars, just want your money, avoid at all costs)
 
4. I will not forget you
 
Chinese inspired song "wo ai ni = i love you"
 
 

Ok, as people are still asking which song it is a parody of, I am posting the "real" song here:
 
 
 

I wonder what band they're mocking 😮

Good I'm not the only one who doesn't know... 😂
 
EDIT:
Totally couldn't see anything but Ray here btw

Masato is such a treasure 

Because of Yoshiatsu? 
😂 He does blow jobs and masturbation on stage.  It is slightly disturbing the first time you see it.

Today's livestream:
 
I shall just... leave this here without a comment lol
 
If ya want to download it for some reason -> DL

Who's complaining I'm loving this shit show, can't wait for the diss tracks to drop.